The Universe (Abridged Version)

25th May 2012

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25th May 2012

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theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
Terms and Useful Phrases
That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
That Hobo on the corner - That Palooka over there
Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
Beer   -   Giggle Water
Legs   -   Gams
Boobs - Ninny Pies
Rich Person   -   an egg
The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
That’s fucking awesome! - That’s the Bee’s knees!
Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
That’s Great! - That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
Classy   -   Swanky
I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.

justlikesoup:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

Terms and Useful Phrases
That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!

I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire

Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill

Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!

A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy

Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)

That Hobo on the corner - That Palooka over there

Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!

A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll

A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy

I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed

Beer   -   Giggle Water

Legs   -   Gams

Boobs - Ninny Pies

Rich Person   -   an egg

The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy

Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!

That’s fucking awesome! - That’s the Bee’s knees!

Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon

Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!

That’s Great! - That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!

Classy   -   Swanky

I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog

A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch

That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.

Source: theflapperfactor

25th May 2012

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25th May 2012

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25th May 2012

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25th May 2012

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Saw my ex-boyfriend today.

He was a host at the Applebee’s. I was with some of my best friends and my new boyfriend. We’d been going out for a month today. I told him that the host used to hit me. He pulled me close to him and protected me. I looked beautiful today. And I was happier than I ever was when I was with him.